Sunday, September 02, 2007

Get yer TRON on!

Hey Hey! For some reason the home edition of Kitten Factory is working so let's get this update done before Master Control deletes my program.
DAMN!!! That was an awesome race (it should be noted that the Kitten Master does not use the word awesome like some people use the word "the" and "you"- no he saves it as a true superlative, so word up, it was truly awesome). Lyle and D*Pow and company did an outstanding job on this alley cat. A big turn out with racers from Madison, Milw., Chicago and Janesville (Janesville riders, are you still out there?). The initial boot up took place at Revolution Cycles where programs were initiated and final instructions were given by the Home Directory. Then the random relocater was hit and we were off and racing. First up was Capital Square where energy pellets in the form of drunken, overstuffed Madisonians taking part in the "Taste of Madison" food orgy were to be dodged and in some cases run over to get to the first stop. They were not amused, nor were the police who shut down a few riders. Next up the fast track out to the southwest bike corridor where a "tiny" subroutine was initiated, then back across town for a virus scan and barcode reading. Demetral Park became base feeding station for swarms of hungry mosquitoes, but programs were literally "run" around the 220 yard cinder track. Then things got really interesting- back across town again for a clandestine meeting under Monona Terrace on the railroad track side for a security clearance. The wait proved to be a bigger test of people's patience than the meatheads on Capital Square. Let it be said that Revolution Jeff may have found his true calling as a corporate exec. Some program glitches caused a reboot and a final trip to the Mainframe for password confirmation . MCP was destroyed in the end by overall winner Ja9(3.3466638219...)son, Dactyl overall womens champ and Cale as best out of towner. end of line. pixel evidence with next transmission.


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