24DOPE-TAB

Mon Dieu! It's time once again for the Doper's Disgrace Tour de France edition of 24MOTAB! YES! You heard correctly. We're going a week earlier this time so mark yer calenders for this Sunday, July 22nd. Same place, same time.
What's up above is just a tip of the lopsided Eiffel Tower that is 24MOTAB. Cheap wine and bagettes are encouraged. Blood and urine samples are NOT!!! Will there be a mountain stage? Will there be a sprint finish? Not if yer all disqualified before the race even starts there won't!