we had such great, high, expansive hopes only to have them come to this.....
OH THE DISAPPOINTMENT!!!
Tuesday, December 19, 2006
Season's Greetings From The Kittens!!!!
Rest up and then be ready for the New Year's Eve Edition of 24MOTAB!The fuse has been lit, the clock is ticking, the days are dwindling, what are you waiting for?
I deeply regret that yet once again my presence will not be at the MoTab. Me and my bicycle will be dipping into the frosty and poop-filled waters of Lake Michigan. Bacteria dies at some point right?
Lake Michigan poop bacteria is especially hardy and will withstand a temperature of minus 120 degrees Kelvin for sustained periods of time. You are in grave danger of becoming infected by rogue poop bacteria!! We suggest you come to 24MOTAB where there's bacteria, but it is of the non alcohol resistant strain, hence by drinking enough you will remain germ free. And DRUNK!!!
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I'll start drinking right now in preparation.
We never stopped drinking!
my family gets nothing!
loco hobo
I deeply regret that yet once again my presence will not be at the MoTab. Me and my bicycle will be dipping into the frosty and poop-filled waters of Lake Michigan.
Bacteria dies at some point right?
Lake Michigan poop bacteria is especially hardy and will withstand a temperature of minus 120 degrees Kelvin for sustained periods of time. You are in grave danger of becoming infected by rogue poop bacteria!! We suggest you come to 24MOTAB where there's bacteria, but it is of the non alcohol resistant strain, hence by drinking enough you will remain germ free. And DRUNK!!!
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